I Wish I Knew How to Insult Like Shakespeare

Yes, I love Shakespeare. He is my dream guy. I mean he is just smart, witty and uber famous! Well I have spent hours, days, weeks and months thinking how me might have looked like. I mean throwing insults like Shakespeare would be something great.

Why was Shakespeare so famous? It is because he has undeniable wit. His tragedies and comedies reflected a dream state that was both ethereal and realistic at the same time. Many people now a days would find reading Shakespeare’s work as boring but if they truly understood what he wanted to share, then they would fall in love with him much like I have.